Oh, not a problem.

is very sick.  she is having a blood transfusion today.

i am worried.

i love Winifred.  She just got a dollar on the big glitter wheel.

Also I need a drying rack for prints really badly.  If anyone knows anyone getting rid of one or has one they don't use tell me!  I will pay dollars and cents for one!  But buying new they are too freaking expensive and they're big so shipping them far would be costly too.

He seems happier.  But Bob Barker's shoes still look a little big on him.

Today:
Dishes!
Litter Box!
Sweep!
Open The Windows!
Stand In The Sunshine!
Grammy's Tshirt Design!
Meet With Grammy!
Wretha's Birthday Present!
Presents For People!
Make Some Freaking Art!
Update Resume!
Fill Out Deal or No Deal Application!

i'm a sell out already!!

geezelouise.

also the cats are back on the toilet horse.  and both holding it.  i had given up but then pony pooped on the wall and so her punishment is that she now has to poop in the toilet.

that is all.

First, let me just say, that toilets weren't designed with felines in mind.
2. I don't think my boss thinks I do a good job.
3. I cry at least every day.
    3a. Even at work.
4. I haven't made art in over a year, really.
5. I don't know what I am doing.
6. I am, at best, poor when it comes to confrontations with my superiors.
    6a. I get this from my mother.
    6b. I first exhibited this behavior at a very young age.
7. I miss my parents.
8. I really am trying very hard.

Tuff wants me dead.

Poo and Pee in the bowl in the toilet this morning!!!  I suspect Pony is responsible for both, but maybe not.  Because I still haven't seen Tuff go.  So he could have done all or part of that work, or he could still be holding it.  It would have been 24 hours by now.  I read that if he seems to have held it for two days, it's time to go over the apartment with a fine tooth comb looking for pee spots.  But it doesn't smell like anything is amiss, and I trust that the nose would know.

So I really am crazy I guess.  I just called my vet to run it by them.  I think soon that they will know it is me and not pick up when they see my number on caller ID.  Because I called them two days ago too, because Pony ate the corner of a McDonalds katchup packet and I thought it would slice up her insides.  They said to watch for puking.  And she didn't puke.  So no big deal I guess. 

Anyways, the vet laughed at me and said that no, I am not causing my cats psychological harm and that Tuff would go on the floor before making himself sick by holding it.  And that a lot of people train their cats to the toilet.  So that's good that they support me.  And Bobby supports me.  The only people who don't support me are these people, who equate forcing your cat to poo like a person with declawing.  I think that's a bit drastic.  I think my cats would WAY rather poo on the toilet than to have each of their fingers removed at the first knuckle.  So, screw you PawPrints and Purrs.  Bitches.

get ready faithful subject(s).  We are about to talk alot about my cats.  And their bodily functions.  Because I am toilet training them.  To go on the toilet.  Should we take bets for how long it will take??

Tuesday, I emptied one of their two litter boxes and moved the one that is still in use next to the toilet.  They pass with flying colors.  So because I decide that my cats are so smart, I go ahead and plop the litter box on a squatty table next to the toilet, raising it to toilet height.  Pony is fine with this, Tuff is cooperating but not enjoying it.  But I figure, they are smarty smart smarts, and on Wed, I put the box on top of the lid of the toilet and remove the table.  So far so good.

And then today, I put a mixing bowl inside the toilet with litter in it.  Pony has peed in it twice, and Tuff is holding it.  Going on 12 hours now.  He's rebelling, I fully expect to find his ill placed poo somewhere in the morning.  I'll keep you posted, because you know you wanna know.

i think i'm crisising.  

moving

is a biiiiiiiitch.

and my fishtank is foggy.  boo.

end of march resolution:

no more posts about kanye and jtim.  for a while.

I spring broke last week in spite of having graduated and it was pretty good fun.  adrienne is older now than she was, we all are, and daniel ate oklahoma joe's with me.  and homa was good.  i got my toes did.

so here's some exciting news, i'm mooving!!!!!  into a house!!!!  a little yellow house!!!

i'm excited.  what color should i paint the kitchen, and the bathroom and the bedroom?  the living room has some bitchin flocked wallpaper with palm fronds on it and so that stays.

and being a nanny is going well, i think i'll be just fine.

although i'm getting nervous about well over a year from now when bobby will go to grad school and when i might do the same or might not.  i guess it's a silly thing to be getting nervous about, but i feel like it's looming sometimes.